This very short story is another Flash Fiction piece, this one set at my writing group, WriteBulb. The scenario we were given was as follows: ‘Driving down a country lane you come across a box’. The word limit was 500 for this piece. I decided to have a little fun with this story and I hope you find it amusing.
The car crawled up the shaded narrow road, the sun finding tiny fissures between the foliage and thin fingers of luminescence scorched small spots on the grass verge. As I progressed, something glinting just ahead caught my eye. I pulled the car onto the verge and alighted. Walking towards the source, I was amazed to see an intricately carved wooden box beside an ancient oak; the sun catching the metal latch and hinges. I felt strangely drawn to it and crouched down, running my fingers lightly over the carvings.
Curiosity drove me on; without hesitation, I flipped the latch and flung open the lid. Inside was a slightly smaller yet identical box. I opened that to find another identical box. It was like having a set of Russian dolls! I opened the third, fourth and fifth, finding what appeared to be a large egg inside. I pulled the decorated egg from the velvet lining, noticing it had a join around the middle and two arrows, one on each half.
Holding the bottom half steady, I twisted the top until the arrows lined up and almost dropped it in shock when the top flipped open and a white mist swirled out and took shape before me. Within thirty seconds a small man stood in front of me, only he wasn’t quite solid. I jumped back in astonishment; the creature chuckled at me in a deeper voice than should have been possible from someone so little.
“H-h-hi,” I spluttered.
“Hello, miss. What do you desire?” said the deep voice.
“Who are y-you?”
“My name is Egbert and I’m going to grant you a wish,” he said.
“Is this a joke?” my already stretched nerves grated.
“Oh no, miss, it’s no yolk,” he started to fall about laughing, “yolk, Eg-bert, get it?”
“Very funny!” I said with a sarcastic tone.
“Eggs-actly!” he called, doubling up, “you’re one amusing chick.”
I paused. Time to play along?
“Okay, old cock. Two can eggs-el at that game,” I giggled. He pursed his lips in displeasure.
“Eggs-iting! I’m not eggs-aggerating – I really want to grant your wish,” he countered.
“You are eggs-ceedingly annoying, do you know that?” I smirked.
He frowned. “That’s a tad eggs-cessive isn’t it?” a hurt tone in his voice.
“It’s so exhausting listening to you. What’s your fascination with eggs anyway?”
“Eggs-hausting? Ha, another good one. Anyway, why wouldn’t I love eggs? I live in one!” he grinned.
I shook my head; he was driving me crazy. “You need an exorcism – I’m sure you’re possessed.”
“Hahaha! Eggs-orcism? You get funnier by the second. I’m an eggs-pert at this and I’m still waiting for an eggs-otic wish from you!” he challenged.
“Can it!” I commanded.
“Sure,” he mumbled. “Do you want some eggs-amples?” now chuckling.
“You’re so exasperating!” I cried.
“Eggs-asperating? Love it! That’s eggs-ellent!” He fell about laughing.
I came to a decision.
“Okay, I’ll make a wish…”
He stared eagerly.
“I wish you’d get back in your damn egg!”
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I really hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it. As always, please feel free to comment. Oh, and by the way – Happy Easter!